Veggie Food

 

At last . . . a website that is really fucking useful. Here you will find out how to nurture a perfect bowel. 

 

I could go into lengthy explanations about intestines, good food and bad . . . but it's quite unneccesary - If you poo well, you are well. Simple as that. Problem is most people have no concept about what a good poo is. 

 

Fact: more people die on the toilet than get eaten by great white sharks. Amazing but true.

But a veggie meal can and will ward off the great whites as well . . . so it's like a massive bonus.  

 

OK, so now you know that it's not just about bowels - it's about safety at the seaside.

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And you student types out there . . . always complaining about being poor (except when it comes to buying a bit of weed), here are some meals that are cheap and easy to make (because even though you're doing a degree, you're really quite useless). They have the added bonus that they will immediately improve your IQ by 40 points. 

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If you need any proof there's the elephant - they eat nothing but vegetable matter and never forget anything . . . ever . . . and look at what they've achieved. 

 

And what about Einstein himself . . . he ate nothing but broccoli . . . ever. And then there's Donald Trump - he's a carnivore and says things like "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive" and "The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA-infected people back. People that go to far away places to help out are great - but must suffer the consequences!" 

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Can't argue with any of that, can you?  Now have a look at the recipes . . . and the amazing videos (by Shoot this media) and save your fucking life.

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You, like many others, may have questions you would like to ask of Dr Broccoli. These can be found here FAQ. Email Dr Broccoli if you need help with your bowels. There's truth, fiction and Dr Broccoli.

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               Dr Broccoli