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Dr Broccoli vegetarian kedgeree

Kitcheree-frickin-koo

 

My wife described most of my cooking style as cooking poor people's food. Well, looking at how she dresses, I thought we were super poor.

Anyway it's true - I do very little cheese, cream, pastry and shit. When I hear people saying they can't afford to feed their family because they only get a nurse's salary I could go mental. When I feel like it (and I can't see that happening) I am going to cost each of these meals ... just to prove how much crap people talk. What they should admit to is that they can't afford to buy ready meals/takeaways/pizzas and other similar shit.

 

Kitcheree-frickin-koo is really, cheap and easy  . . . from India (although my guess is they just call it frickin-koo).

 

You need

 

  1. Sunflower oil (2 or 3 tablespoons)

  2. 2 large onions thinly sliced 

  3. 4 cloves 

  4. 1 Tsp garam masala

  5. 1 Tsp cumin

  6. 1 Tsp fennel powder

  7. Some broccoli

  8. 2 bay leaves

  9. 2 sticks of cinnamon

  10. Root ginger (about 1 or 2 inches) grated or TBSP of ginger paste

  11. 1.5 cups of brown rice

  12. 1.5 cups of lentils (green or lentils verde)

  13. 1 TBSP chutney

  14. Salt

  15. Black pepper

  16. Peas

  17. Eggs

 

Do it
 

  1. Heat the oil in a big pot and fry the onions until just soft (about 5 mins).

  2. Add the 4 cloves, Tsp garam masala, Tsp cumin, Tsp fennel powder, ginger and stir for about 3 mins on low heat.

  3. Add the rice and lentils, broccoli, 2 bay leaves, 2 sticks of cinnamon and heaped Tsp of salt + 1800ml water.

  4. Bring to the boil then cover and simmer on lowest heat stirring occasionally. You can also add the frozen peas at this stage too.

  5. It'll take over an hour - I always reckon on 1 hour 20 mins. Have a taste to see if you need to add salt. Towards the end grind some black pepper in.

  6. Fry eggs and serve on top.

Tasty, Delicious and Nutritous

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